8 Reasons Not To Get Married Young
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1. Do you enjoy having a sex life? If you actually enjoy sex don't get married. Wait till your old and have less of a sex drive. Everyone knows sex ends with years in marriage....
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1. Do you enjoy having a sex life? If you actually enjoy sex don't get married. Wait till your old and have less of a sex drive. Everyone knows sex ends with years in marriage.
2. Think your significant other is annoying now? Ever spend more then a week with your lover day and night? Well if you haven't, get ready for living hell if you get married!
3. If they barely know themselves how can you marry them? Your lover has never left there home town, has never left the country. How could they know what they want for the rest of there lives?
4. Do you really want to share you money before you even have money? You're working a crappy job at waffle house and think you can support a family on that income? Get real!
5. Do you really want in-laws? Do I really have to explain why this is dreaded? Good I didn't think so!
6. You think she's hot now? Wait till shes not! When you pick them young they will always end up looking like Gollum! Trust me not worth it!
7. If you can only afford a Walmart ring, why would you get married? This is conditioning you in your relationship to accept sub par things. How do you expect to hold a relationship down if you can't afford a $400 ring?
8. Divorce is expensive. Did you know over 95% of divorces start with marriage?
BY: Drift & Dustin
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