How to catch that S.T.D. you always wanted.
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1. Never use a condom. Back in the 1700's a new invention came about. It was made out of sheep intestine and then tied at the end. This became what is now known as the condom or...
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1. Never use a condom. Back in the 1700's a new invention came about. It was made out of sheep intestine and then tied at the end. This became what is now known as the condom or rain coat as some of you like to call it. What this does is keeps you from having contact with the persons sexual areas preventing differing kinds of STD's and pregnancy. So if you want an S.T.D. stop using them.
2. Start having high risk sex. Remember if you want to catch that S.T.D. you gotta start screwing high risk people. Examples of high risk people are: strippers, porn-stars, hookers, bar whores, soccer moms, and even the mail man. So if you want that S.T.D. start screwing these people (remember your mail might actually get there on time).
3. Go by YOLO like its you life! You only live once so screw those high risk sluts, make horrible decisions and maybe even die from AIDS.
4. Do a lot of anal sex. Anal sex is one of the most high risk kinds of sex u can have. Fuck ever thing and everyone in the ass! The reason its so high risk is because the chances of rectal tearing bleeding are high. With blood comes S.T.D.'s.
5. Stop giving a shit about showers and cleaning. If you keep your areas less than clean you have a better chance of catching that S.T.D. How you my ask? Well you may not get chlamydia or AIDS but you will however get a nasty infection.
Remember you should never try to get an STD. This is just stupid and DirtyFM will not be help liable. This is meant for entertainment.
By: Drift
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