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On Friday, I was kidnapped by a terrorist. They tortured me for about 12 hours before letting me go. Let me rewind. Friday when I got off work I was a bit miffed because while I...
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On Friday, I was kidnapped by a terrorist. They tortured me for about 12 hours before letting me go. Let me rewind. Friday when I got off work I was a bit miffed because while I...
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We the People of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general we...
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Have you ever stopped to think about our failed policies regarding " the war on drugs"? Have you ever stopped to think and compare it to the prohibition on alcohol? What I am ge...
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Sitting in a bar. Hmmmm. That guy with his girlfriend looks pissy. Hey I wonder if you can categorize them? Lets find out! 1. The guy trying to mack on every girl in the place....
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Sometimes we want to get it on in weird places. McDonald’s restroom, a cemetery, inside a jail cell. But never have sex on the beach! You will regret it! 1. Anyone could see you...
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What happens when you're neither red nor blue? What happens when you're in the middle and you could give zero shits about the extremist puppets spewing staged teleprompter lies...
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Ever feel trapped in your life? Your job doesn’t pay you enough. Your kids won’t shut up. You’re to broke to buy tampons. What do you do? Go do something stupid! Because how muc...
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Ever feel like everyone you are into isn't into you? Maybe you feel like everyone who is into you is trying to hard. Guess what, its in your head and its nothing you can help. I...
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In todays society we use a lot of technology. We use cell phones to call are parents in other states. We use tablets to read literature and surf the web. We even have speech rec...
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Two Things That Don't Matter Very Much Its okay to support gay marriage and less government. It is okay to support religious freedom and be an atheist. It is okay to be an athei...
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If you didn't catch the Drift of the title, (pun intended) this is about sex in middle school. Now I can write about this because I was once one of those middle school man-whore...
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So here in Atlanta we have another snow and ice warning. So the state of Georgia decided to issue another state of emergency. We have snow and the state of Georgia is saying we...
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By Region Douglasville- Taco Mac. With its extensive beers to offer and sports bar atmosphere this is our choice for the best bar of Douglasville. Pick up a Prestal (named...
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As we all know, misogyny is rampant in developed countries. The male-dominated society in which we live exists only to serve men by suppressing women and their rights! Fortunate...
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5.Hotel Meliã. Located off W. Peachtree St. This place could be better for the area. There are a lot of bad hotels in the Atlanta area; this is not the worst but bad enough to m...
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1. Never use a condom. Back in the 1700's a new invention came about. It was made out of sheep intestine and then tied at the end. This became what is now known as the condom or...
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So, as we get older we often wonder: is it time to stop the party? What age do we need to stop going out and drinking? I'm sure some of you still party your asses off. Some of y...
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The Mother Fucker That Could Billy was a poor old ass that couldn't do anything write but he thought he could and so he tried. He was a miserable fuck that messed up anything he...
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I'm sure most of you have used online dating at least once in your life. If you're a guy I’m sure the never getting replies turned you off. For the women I’m sure it boiled down...
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1. Do you enjoy having a sex life? If you actually enjoy sex don't get married. Wait till your old and have less of a sex drive. Everyone knows sex ends with years in marriage....
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1. If it's in a different area code its not cheating! If you bang a girl or guy in a different area code, it's not considered cheating because of the “Vacation Law”. Everyone re...
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A few years ago we had stations playing some of the biggest names in rock to date. Today the stations have shut down. The stations left are claiming to switch over to an “altern...