If you didn't catch the Drift of the title, (pun intended) this is about sex in middle school. Now I can write about this because I was once one of those middle school man-whores who slept with everything. Even had a fling with an escort I met at Walmart, But what some of you don't seem to understand is that sex can have bad consequences. I'm here to tell you all the awful things that will happen if you don't wear the rain coat. Don't be stupid wrap your willy.
Fuck up one: You could end up with babies. Now when you're 13 years old, the prospect of having a little human that will always love you might sound amazing, But remember you will have to change its diapers and feed it. Its not a fucking cabbage patch kid... its a fucking child don't be stupid. Also if your a girl you will have to push it out of that little hole down there. Now you may think “epidural” but it will still hurt and leave that thing like you are a 40 year old. So if you're going to tap it, wrap it; please. If I see you on teen mom I will not be happy!
Fuck up two: You could catch an STD(s). Pre-teens don't be stupid please, STD's are not fun. They make your privates do things you would never want. Things leaking out, things swell and pain. Remember with your bad luck you will catch AIDS. AIDS is caused by HIV. HIV is “Human Immunodeficiency Virus” a virus that attacks the immune system. Without a strong immune system, the body has trouble fighting off disease. It attacks white blood cells and when you get to a certain amount of of white blood cells it has advanced to AIDS. This means you are not getting laid anymore.
Fuck up three: You could be labeled a whore or an outcast. Girls, when you have sex, every guy will know. When every guy knows, they will try to sleep with you. You will be labeled a whore and will regret losing it. Boys at that age will think its an open invitation. Boys, a few of you will sleep with the popular girls, but most of you won't. This will follow you. You will end up losing it to the “hood rat prego at 13 girl”. She will be the girl who took every other guys' V card. Kids save it for high school, it can wait.
So if you think sex at a young age is cool and acceptable, you're an idiot. Girls wait to get that boob job till your a stripper and you can write it off in you taxes. Boys you are not hung like you were born next to a nuclear power plant quit lying to yourselves. Keep it in your pants and wait till you actually care about the person. I wish I had but instead I lost it in middle school to a stoned slut I wish I had never met. Don't make the same mistake, it will follow you.
By: Drift
Editor: Grim