Sitting in a bar. Hmmmm. That guy with his girlfriend looks pissy. Hey I wonder if you can categorize them? Lets find out!
1. The guy trying to mack on every girl in the place. He usually has a hat on backwards and is hitting on every girl in the establishment. Heis usually a fry cook at waffle house and lives in his moms basement. Go figure!
2. The drunk girl trying to score. She usually shows up at your table with a pitcher of beer and telling you she has her test results in her car. She is clean! Or was a week ago... should be okay.
3. The quiet guy sitting in the back. He usually triple checks out the girls. He is thinking of them naked and his slave of the night. If a girl goes and says hello to this guy he will reply with a "hi". His right hand is really stronge.
4. The girl who is married but came after work to unload her frustrations. Guys dont hit on her. Her kids are at home with hubby and she wants free drinks.
5. The drunk. He or she is drunk every night. They have never gotten a dui because they drive better drunk then sober. Cops pull them over they don't even question it. They have a professional on there hands.
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1. The guy trying to mack on every girl in the place. He usually has a hat on backwards and is hitting on every girl in the establishment. Heis usually a fry cook at waffle house and lives in his moms basement. Go figure!
2. The drunk girl trying to score. She usually shows up at your table with a pitcher of beer and telling you she has her test results in her car. She is clean! Or was a week ago... should be okay.
3. The quiet guy sitting in the back. He usually triple checks out the girls. He is thinking of them naked and his slave of the night. If a girl goes and says hello to this guy he will reply with a "hi". His right hand is really stronge.
4. The girl who is married but came after work to unload her frustrations. Guys dont hit on her. Her kids are at home with hubby and she wants free drinks.
5. The drunk. He or she is drunk every night. They have never gotten a dui because they drive better drunk then sober. Cops pull them over they don't even question it. They have a professional on there hands.
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