The Mother Fucker That Could
Billy was a poor old ass that couldn't do anything write but he thought he could and so he tried. He was a miserable fuck that messed up anything he tried whether it was relationships, business, etc. One dqay he decided enough was enough. He worked his ass off to become the best damened person he could. He got a job and got a girlfriend, He didn't cheat and made a new friend. He went to work each day and busted his ass and got a promotion at his job. He married his girlfriend. End of the story, Yay!
I'm sorry this is so short. My name is Kairi and I'm drunk as fuck and told drift I'd write a new story for him. Today is my birthday and I've drank a lot of vodka so this is my short ass fairy tale from when I'm drunk and I'm surprised how well the spelling is because I can't type on my phone worth a shit. SO the point of the story is to stop being a piece of shit and get your shit together.
-Kairi
Billy was a poor old ass that couldn't do anything write but he thought he could and so he tried. He was a miserable fuck that messed up anything he tried whether it was relationships, business, etc. One dqay he decided enough was enough. He worked his ass off to become the best damened person he could. He got a job and got a girlfriend, He didn't cheat and made a new friend. He went to work each day and busted his ass and got a promotion at his job. He married his girlfriend. End of the story, Yay!
I'm sorry this is so short. My name is Kairi and I'm drunk as fuck and told drift I'd write a new story for him. Today is my birthday and I've drank a lot of vodka so this is my short ass fairy tale from when I'm drunk and I'm surprised how well the spelling is because I can't type on my phone worth a shit. SO the point of the story is to stop being a piece of shit and get your shit together.
-Kairi