Ever feel like everyone you are into isn't into you? Maybe you feel like everyone who is into you is trying to hard. Guess what, its in your head and its nothing you can help. Its human nature and I will explain it to you so maybe you can fight your dumb reactions. I hope you can we need to break these dumb-ass games! The game so many people play works because: you always want what you can’t have. Its on of the most basic human emotions and it fuels are lives. Say Cindy meets Jeff. Well Jeff decides I think this girl is cute so I’M going to go talk to her. When he goes and talks to her he says “Hey I’M Jeff your really pretty”. well the first thing a girl is thinking is “Your a creeper” (hats off to the women who don’t think like this you have it right). So Jeff spends the whole night doing sweet stuff, Cindy is cold he puts his jacket on her, he buys her food. Well guess what your friend zoned. I know how did that happen. Well you acted like you cared and women don’t want to know you care at first. They want to be the girl who “changes you”. They want to feel special when you go from ass hole to best guy of the year. That is why assholes end up with the girl and then lose them after the girl has maxed out her credit card to pay his probation. When you meet the “one” you won’t play these games. Guys you will think “wait 3 days” but you won;t and you will meet the love of your lives. Women you will keep running through guys over and over again and then one day you won’t. You will be swooped up by the feeling “oh my god this guys actually cares” and you won’t play the game. Guess why.... you guessed it its because I found someone who you didn't need the game. The game we all play is an indicator its not going anywhere. That is why when you meet the “one” you will break every rule because you can’t help yourself. Let me let you in on a little secrete, I don’t play the game and one day someone will actually let “the game” wall down. Then i will find happiness. Until then I will keep being myself and maybe one day I will meet the “one”. -Drift By Region Douglasville- Taco Mac. With its extensive beers to offer and sports bar atmosphere this is our choice for the best bar of Douglasville. Pick up a Prestal (named after a good friends dad) and relax in the sky box. East Atlanta Village- The Graveyard. The dive atmosphere and mixed crowd makes this bar our choice for best bar in East Atlanta. When you walk up to the bar building, there is a hearse parked outside. When you walk in it feels like you're at home. Pick up a Rouge Dead Guy and enjoy this local favorite. Hiram- Phoenix Bar And Grill. Great food, great drinks and cheap prices makes this our pick for the best bar in Hiram. With a country/dive bar feeling, its sure to make your night something you will remember forever. Midtown- The Righteous Room. Your favorite classic rock on the jukebox and amazing food make this our pick. Everyone is super friendly at this bar. They will usually come up and introduce themselves. Jimi Hendrix’s picture hanging on the wall; this is by far the best bar off Ponce de Leon. Austell- B3 Bar And Grill. One of the few bars where you see so many subcultures and everyone getting along. Best bike night west of Atlanta, and great food (try the B3 Burger) makes this place, the place to go in the area. With great acts such as “David Allan Coe” and “Moonshine Bandits” popping up to play from time to time, this bar defies odds. Try an Irish Trashcan and play some pool. Marietta- Johnnie Maccrackens. Huge draft beer selection. Fire pit in back that you normally see people sitting around. The place reminds you of a New York dive bar. If you're ever in Marietta you have to check this place out. Kennesaw- Bull Frogs. You walk in and you know its a college bar. A lady pirate figure and light up booth when you turn the corner. Nice sized dance floor and on a Friday a DJ. With a younger atmosphere, its great for people in the 20's. Buckhead- Moon Dogs. Any place with beerpong tables and darts is a place we can hang out at. The bar itself feels like your walking in to a frat house, usually playing rock music. When you get there you have to pick up a bag of popcorn. (yes they have a popcorn machine) Any person in their 20‘s looking for a good time, this is the place. Villa Rica- Stix. As far as pool halls go this one is nice. Lots of pool tables and decent people are a few of the reasons we picked this bar. They also have a nice selection of beer on tap. Check this place out if and you won't be disappointed. Cabbage Town- 97 Estoria. Well its a dive bar. The place is falling apart but it has a strange charm to it. The place is always packed and everyone is usually supper nice. All and all its our favorite bar in Cabbage Town. By: Drift So, as we get older we often wonder: is it time to stop the party? What age do we need to stop going out and drinking? I'm sure some of you still party your asses off. Some of you will be that 50 year old at the party. Come on, you know that guy or girl who is way too old to be partying but didn't get the memo. Do you want to be this person? If you said yes, good for you. If you said no, well, it's your life and you're free to make mistakes if that's what you want to do. Rule one in deciding if its time to hang up the shot glass: do you have children? When you have children, it's more then likely in their best interest to stop getting drunk and banging randoms. You know it's time when one of your “random hookups” is what got you the little shit. Now, there is such thing as hanging up the glass for another day. Granted, you will more than likely have to wait 15 years until your accident can get a learner's permint, but hey, who cares? Who knows, you might be that weird parent getting drunk with your kid's friends. Do you have a job that limits your drinking habits? Some jobs actually require you to be sober. I know, such a buzz kill, but it happens. If you have one of those jobs, it's probably a good idea to not party 'til your liver fails. (by the way...the game) Also, some jobs actually can do random alcohol tests. So at the very least, limit yourself to only drinking during your off days. This will keep you from losing your job due to drinking, at the expense of losing your drinking to your job. Is partying causing harm to your body? If the answer is yes, then you might want to quit. If your liver is failing or you caught AIDS from that drunken whore, it's time to throw in the rag and hang up the shot glass. No, I don’t mean ringing the bar rag out in the shot glass you hung up. If you do that you have a major problem and need to seek help. Call 1-800-ALCOHOL if you're that screwed up. In conclusion, if you have any of these problems you need to quit. If you don't, then drink and screw everyone! You, my friend, don't need to hang up the shot glass. By: Drift and Dustin The Mother Fucker That Could Billy was a poor old ass that couldn't do anything write but he thought he could and so he tried. He was a miserable fuck that messed up anything he tried whether it was relationships, business, etc. One dqay he decided enough was enough. He worked his ass off to become the best damened person he could. He got a job and got a girlfriend, He didn't cheat and made a new friend. He went to work each day and busted his ass and got a promotion at his job. He married his girlfriend. End of the story, Yay! I'm sorry this is so short. My name is Kairi and I'm drunk as fuck and told drift I'd write a new story for him. Today is my birthday and I've drank a lot of vodka so this is my short ass fairy tale from when I'm drunk and I'm surprised how well the spelling is because I can't type on my phone worth a shit. SO the point of the story is to stop being a piece of shit and get your shit together. -Kairi |
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