So here in Atlanta we have another snow and ice warning. So the state of Georgia decided to issue another state of emergency. We have snow and the state of Georgia is saying we are in a “state of emergency”, You people are fucking retarded! How about you learn how to drive and stop getting the rest of us stuck. A week ago you were all stuck in your cars sleeping. And do you know why? Because you can’t drive! There is a simple solution Atlanta.... Use your brains. When there is snow on the ground you don’t keep spinning your tires. Also buying Snow chains helps.
Now that we have discussed Atlantiens being stupid its time to talk about how are stupid government fucked up. So one day your driving along in the snow and boom you see guys shoveling sand out the back of a pick up truck. So you think “oh my god its nice to see the state doing there job”. Well the only thing sand does is create traction on ice plate your driving on. Sand will just sink into the ice. Southerners you have to use SALT. Sand kinda looks like salt to someone on acid but its not. Its little ground up pieces of rock. Salt is sodium chloride which consists of equal proportions of sodium and chlorine. When in contact with ice.... it melts the ice. Kinda simple right? Well the state could have pre-salted the road so when the snow started coming down it would have melted. But they didn't and we live in a very stupid state. My next question is: WHY THE HELL WERE THERE KIDS STUCK ON BUSES OVER NIGHT!? Here's a simple point. Does the state of Georgia own helicopters? Now i know some of you are saying “why would the state of Georgia waste money on helicopters to pick up kids that have to sleep on a bus over night?" Because they were the ones who fucked up! I mean come on are you kidding me? You leave kids on a bus over night because of 2 fucking inches of snow? Fucking morons! What if a kid froze to death? What if a kid had a serious medical emergency and the radio quit working? What fucking smoke signals? Reed, get off your ass. I would have had slightly more respect for you if you would have gotten up there and said “we fucked up”. But you didn't.... and now you won’t make it to reelection..... oh how happy I am. Deal, you fucked up too... I wish you would have been stuck in your car. Thank you Georgia for fucking up again. For Atlanta to not get in a mess again all they would have to do is pick up a phone and call up north. But the south is still mad about losing the civil war so that wouldn't happen. They rather put countless lives at risk then ask for help from A PART OF THE UNITED STATES. Georgia stop being stupid and get your shit together, And for anyone who says “oh they never get snow. they don't know how to deal with it.” fuck you. You can Google “how to combat snow as a city”, and find some very helpful resources. Here is one: http://www.cleanlink.com/cleanlinkminute/details/Using-Salt-To-Combat-Snow-And-Ice--26446. And the other people saying “oh well we didn't have enough trucks”. Yes you did if you have a pick up truck and a shovel, you can spread ice. As far as labor i'm sure there were a lot of city and state employees sitting around doing nothing. Hell, you could have posted adds on craigslist saying anyone willing to help please come to City hall and get assigned. Atlanta/Georgia you fucked up and don't want to deal with it. In conclusion there were more than one way to get the job done but the state and city just didn't want to pay the money. So most of the city was stuck and people had a shitty day. How about you hire someone from up north and quite being a pompous ass. By: Drift Editor: Grim By Region Douglasville- Taco Mac. With its extensive beers to offer and sports bar atmosphere this is our choice for the best bar of Douglasville. Pick up a Prestal (named after a good friends dad) and relax in the sky box. East Atlanta Village- The Graveyard. The dive atmosphere and mixed crowd makes this bar our choice for best bar in East Atlanta. When you walk up to the bar building, there is a hearse parked outside. When you walk in it feels like you're at home. Pick up a Rouge Dead Guy and enjoy this local favorite. Hiram- Phoenix Bar And Grill. Great food, great drinks and cheap prices makes this our pick for the best bar in Hiram. With a country/dive bar feeling, its sure to make your night something you will remember forever. Midtown- The Righteous Room. Your favorite classic rock on the jukebox and amazing food make this our pick. Everyone is super friendly at this bar. They will usually come up and introduce themselves. Jimi Hendrix’s picture hanging on the wall; this is by far the best bar off Ponce de Leon. Austell- B3 Bar And Grill. One of the few bars where you see so many subcultures and everyone getting along. Best bike night west of Atlanta, and great food (try the B3 Burger) makes this place, the place to go in the area. With great acts such as “David Allan Coe” and “Moonshine Bandits” popping up to play from time to time, this bar defies odds. Try an Irish Trashcan and play some pool. Marietta- Johnnie Maccrackens. Huge draft beer selection. Fire pit in back that you normally see people sitting around. The place reminds you of a New York dive bar. If you're ever in Marietta you have to check this place out. Kennesaw- Bull Frogs. You walk in and you know its a college bar. A lady pirate figure and light up booth when you turn the corner. Nice sized dance floor and on a Friday a DJ. With a younger atmosphere, its great for people in the 20's. Buckhead- Moon Dogs. Any place with beerpong tables and darts is a place we can hang out at. The bar itself feels like your walking in to a frat house, usually playing rock music. When you get there you have to pick up a bag of popcorn. (yes they have a popcorn machine) Any person in their 20‘s looking for a good time, this is the place. Villa Rica- Stix. As far as pool halls go this one is nice. Lots of pool tables and decent people are a few of the reasons we picked this bar. They also have a nice selection of beer on tap. Check this place out if and you won't be disappointed. Cabbage Town- 97 Estoria. Well its a dive bar. The place is falling apart but it has a strange charm to it. The place is always packed and everyone is usually supper nice. All and all its our favorite bar in Cabbage Town. By: Drift 5.Hotel Meliã. Located off W. Peachtree St. This place could be better for the area. There are a lot of bad hotels in the Atlanta area; this is not the worst but bad enough to make number five. The lobby could be compared to Abercrombie and Fitch because of all the air freshener. The lovely balconies, that have been sealed, are unusable. The beds are fine but old. All in all, not a horrible place. The thing that makes it so terrible is the charging of five star hotel price when it's only a 3 star hotel. 4. The Stratford Inn. Located off of Parkway Dr NE in Atlanta. This place is not much to be desired. Reviews of “bed bugs” and “creepy loiterers” plague this once four star hotel. One reviewer even said “This is not a hotel. It appears to be a government run rehab facility”. Mold growing on the walls, holes in the wall and drug dealers in the lobby make this hotel make the list at number four. 3. Days Inn Atlanta Northwest. Located off Northside Dr, this seedy hotel is located near another strip club. With a sign depicting a needle and light bulb you know this place is meant as a “dope head motel”. One patron stated “a maintenance man went over during the day and sprayed while my daughter (18) was there and told my daughter to stay in the room because there were people smoking meth in another room”. With more references to bed bugs, this makes the list at number three. 2. Fairview Inn Six Flags. Located off the (in)famous Fulton Industrial Blvd., across the street from a nice selection of strip clubs, makes this number two. With its great selection of hookers, pimps and crackheads, this is one of the worst hotels you could possibly stay at. Infestations of roaches and bed bugs plague the hotel built in 1974. I believe this hotel has not been cleaned or updated since 1985. If you have to stay here I recommend bringing your own sheets and lots of bed bug spray. 1. Bilbo's Motel. This motel, located west of Atlanta in Douglasville, is the worst motel in the area. Crack heads, geek monsters, deadbeats and scum inhabit this place. The hotel itself is old, run down and terrible. If the hotel is vacant they will take EBT as payment. Mostly extended stay (because people get stuck there), most inhabitants repair the rundown rooms themselves rather than call maintenance (maintenance as in crack head who lives there for free). Stay away from this place at all costs! All information is not guaranteed and is point of view, not fact. All names are copyright the respective "companies" and not DirtyFM. By: Drift |
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